Billy the Martian

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America Alone

(Put this on my livejournal account originally, but maybe it fits in better here. Apparently, I haven’t quite resolved the multiple blog issue yet.)

I’m reading Mark Steyn’s book, “America Alone”. There’ve been dozens of things that made me laugh out loud while alone — that’s my personal hallmark for when something is Really Fucking Funny.

…but this one takes the cake. I never noticed that the name for Kim Il Jong’s missile project is “No Dong”. That’s just fucking killer humor. I could hope that their codename for their nuke project is “No Bang” or “No Balls”…

Steyn mentions that the nutjob is eager to sell to other countries, and he forsees problems if the president of Sudan announces proudly to his people that he has No Dong….

Seriously, doesn’t this sound like something that should have been in Sixteen Candles? I’m sure Long Duck Dong’s brother is named No Dong, and somehow movie reality has bled in over here.

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