2006 Tuesday, September 12
12:24:14 AM
JACK BAUER never runs out of battery power for his cell phone. And he rarely runs out of ammo for his handguns. He must have more stuff in his pockets than ME. That means that the women in his life must mock him mercilessly for having “stuff” in his pockets, and he wears holes in his pants in strange places.
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Who is Jack Bauer?
You poor dear. You and Pink are welcome to borrow my “24″ disks, seasons 1 – 4, whenever you wish.
http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/
I’ll only mock you for stuff in your pockets when there’s so much that they become distended. Then I shall call you “lion tamer.”
I’ll have to carry a whip, then. My pockets are always distended from stuff.
In my defense, I’ve had friends tell me that because of all the stuff I carry with me, I’m the person they’d pick to be stranded on a desert island with. I’d be most likely to have a screwdriver, a knife, and something alcholic to drink in the event of an abrupt island arrival.