Billy the Martian

I’m on fire and I’m insane and I’m alright

Archive for September, 2006

2006 Tuesday, September 12

12:24:14 AM
JACK BAUER never runs out of battery power for his cell phone. And he rarely runs out of ammo for his handguns. He must have more stuff in his pockets than ME. That means that the women in his life must mock him mercilessly for having “stuff” in his pockets, and he wears holes in his pants in strange places.

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2006 Wednesday, September 6

1:13:03 AM
I’m glad I have a flip phone. JACK BAUER has a flip phone. I want to hang up with drama, too.

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